OK … no shit fritters (with shit gravy on the side in a little bowl with cute hand-painted flowers on it, made by trained wombats infected with a mutant strain of shit-rabies) for you then. Unless Grampa remembers next time. Then you can have eight tablespoons of shit gravy on one shit fritter. Don’t worry, it’ll be a big one. Well, medium sized.
I sure hope so. I’ll make sure Grampa members this time. I think last time he got distracted by all that pus. I ain’t never seen so much of it from just one autopsy. But you’re right, that sure was a cute little bowl.
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Yo, dawg, I just heerd Cthulu made you join Twatter!
The shit we do when we’re frapped!
I told Grampa to buy some corn. He forgot.
OK … no shit fritters (with shit gravy on the side in a little bowl with cute hand-painted flowers on it, made by trained wombats infected with a mutant strain of shit-rabies) for you then. Unless Grampa remembers next time. Then you can have eight tablespoons of shit gravy on one shit fritter. Don’t worry, it’ll be a big one. Well, medium sized.
I sure hope so. I’ll make sure Grampa members this time. I think last time he got distracted by all that pus. I ain’t never seen so much of it from just one autopsy. But you’re right, that sure was a cute little bowl.