The Picnic In July

“Fuck this shit,” stated Jones as he slowly withdrew the 80-foot length of rusty barbed wire from the throat wound of his recently disemboweled next-door neighbor. Jones had spent the past month methodically disemboweling each and every denizen of his middle-class neighborhood, beginning with those on the outskirts and slowly working his way toward the community’s center. He was aided in this venture by the fact that the victims were all dead, having unwittingly consumed a dizzying variety of lethal compounds dumped into the community water supply by Jones, who was a night watchman at the local waste treatment plant. As Jones struggled to pull the barbed wire from the corpse’s neck he suddenly developed an overwhelming desire to fuck the beckoning throat wound. Unwilling or unable to forestall this desire, Jones immediately shed himself of pants and underwear alike and inserted his diseased member into the jagged wound, impaling his throbbing choad on several of the spiked protuberances emanating from the twisted shaft of the barbed wire. Jones’ excitement was rapidly diminishing in direct correlation to the pain he was beginning to experience as a result of having his penis pierced by rusty metal. The more Jones struggled, the more his frantic gesticulations resulted in ever-widening tears in the skin of his by now rather flaccid member. Then all of a sudden he got real hard again by magic and started fucking the corpse’s throat again real hard. Then just as he was getting ready to cum, he reached in and pulled a handful of turds out of the corpse’s guts. Then he dragged the corpse over to the other house by his and found a bunch more dead bodies. Then this secret radiation in this laboratory made Jones grow fifty hundred thousand mutant dicks out of his own throat and he cut most of them off but they all came to life and started buttfucking everybody who wasn’t living in the town that was all dead! Then Jones became the creator of all matter and time due to a mistake in the fabric of the universe, and he started to buttfuck his own throat after he used solid-platinum barbed wire to gash a big hole in it. Then he started cumming again, but it wasn’t cum this time, it was a mixture of arsenic, blood, cum, shit, piss, vaginal juice, acid, enema-bag stuff, blister juice, rabies foam, sewer sludge, solid fart juice, cum that had been felched out of a dead Rabbi’s butthole, shit that was out of one asshole and then forcibly rammed into another asshole and then shit back out again. Then he ate all that stuff except the arsenic which he took to the next town’s water supply where he did it all over again, forever, for all eternity to all the people who ever were born and who ever lived on earth and all the alternative earths in every dimension in the multiverse.