Holy Fuck!

TOTALLY Safe for Work!

Girl. Gun. What’s missing? NOTHING you stupid asshole!

Gals ‘n Guns

Vintage Oh Hell Yeah photo of Ann Miller.

Gals ‘n Guns

Bikinis or Nun habits … who gives a flying fuck? She’s got a MACHINE GUN, man! And she has no panties on either. How do I know that? I just, like, sort of … you know … DO!

Gals ‘n Guns

Can’t go wrong!

Bikini Girls With Machine Guns

HOLY FUCK!!!! Still from Ted V. Mikels’ immortal film, The Doll Squad!!!! That’s Tura Satana on the left. And Francine York next to her. Bikinis? Check. Machine guns? Check. POST!

Bikini Girls with Machine Guns!

OK, OK, so she’s not wearing a bikini. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK?!?! So, sue me, ya yellow rat bastard!!!

Bikini Girls With Machine Guns

Girls! Guns! Good gracious!!!

Bikini Girls with Machine Guns!

WHOAH! This scantily clad sweety is having a BLAST!

Bikini Girls with Machine Guns

Holy christ! Just take a gander at these gals with guns! Bikini babes toting automatic weapons are the bananas to my corn flakes, man! You just cannot beat this shit with a cluster bomb salad.