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Queens of Outer Space

Island

Island

Meeting

Meeting

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“We are Nhee Ghee’s friends.”

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Nunu

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Eyes ‘n Shit

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Piranha

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Rushmore

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Spheres

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More Spheres

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Arnold Palmer in MONDO SEX CHANGE
VHS & BetaScam 143 min.
Poignant pud puddle pix.
Animated. 3-D.
“Our whole school just loved it.” – Simba Grul
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Founded 1821
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Oops!!!
We Goofed Again!!!
Sorry about that.
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Y’asshole.
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Meyerian Po-Bucker bites the big ones.
All 60 of ’em.
AND IT KILLED HER, TOO!!!
This valuable morality lesson available on video-tape for
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Recommended by the PTA.
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4 Wheel Drive
Benton, Arkansas, 7136626165
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(Except that one. But we’re workin’ on it, heh heh)
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Prost Bitte!
Another clue for you.
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Every Monday-Wednesday at 3:00 p.m.
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Complete instructions/tips and tricks from the pros!
The secret of the cacti revealed!
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4 Guppybred in a Wall
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We’ll even ask these questions in church!
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9 Avenue of the Dicks
Beaumont, Ill. 45454
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“You’d best start bird-doggin’ that shit,
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And other obscure Southern Colloquialisms.
$99.00.
Autographed by Smith AND Jones!!!
Acid Pool Press Q 1994
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Meet us down there @ 61 ech., 9 B.X.
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Thru Jan. 15, 1998
Call 1-022-OZONE
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Need Frop Bad!!!