Hey you! Long time!! Yeah … I wrestle with my conscience all the time over this comic strip. I wonder if I’m doing the right thing … you know, morally. Sometimes I lie awake in bed at night agonizing over how the kids are going to react to this stuff. Like, maybe I went too far by giving the newt rabies. Perhaps I should have given him leprosy.
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Well, I see this place is just as mainstream and middle-of-the-road as ever…
Hey you! Long time!! Yeah … I wrestle with my conscience all the time over this comic strip. I wonder if I’m doing the right thing … you know, morally. Sometimes I lie awake in bed at night agonizing over how the kids are going to react to this stuff. Like, maybe I went too far by giving the newt rabies. Perhaps I should have given him leprosy.